"No Cents" joke
NEW YORK - Rapper 50 Cent was arrested in Manhattan on Friday for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, driving without insurance and driving without a vehicle registration.
He was let go after a friend showed up with proof that 50 Cent owned the vehicle.... A gold plated, diamond encrusted vehicle registration that was attached to the large bottom of an African American woman, named "shorty", wearing a thong bikini, who happened to be celebrating her birthday at the time....Ya feel me?
A judge dismissed a case that accused rapper 50 Cent from stealing the opening line to "In Da Club" from Luther Campbell. However, a lawsuit is still pending as to whether or not the rapper got his name from MC Hammer's current net worth.
50 Cent has accused Oprah of becoming a white woman after catering to them for so long. "Now if you'll excuse me," said the rap star, "I gotta lip-synch'What up Gansta' on'TRL.'"