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Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush... 75Jumping to conclusions... 100Climbing the walls... 150Swallowing your pride... 50Passing the buck... 25Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight)... 50-300Dragging your heels... 100Pushing your luck... 250Making mountains out of molehills... 500Hitting the nail on the head... 50Wading through paperwork... 300Bending over backwards... 75Jumping on the bandwagon... 200Balancing the books... 25Running around in circles... 350Eating crow... 225Tooting your own horn... 25Climbing the ladder of success... 750Pulling out the stops... 75Adding fuel to the fire... 160Wrapping it up at the day's end... 12To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:Opening a can of worms... 50Putting your foot in your mouth... 300Starting the ball rolling... 90Going over the edge... 25Picking up the pieces after... 350

Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume. Beating around the bush.. . . . . . . . 75Jumping to conclusions. . . . . . . . 100Climbing the walls. . . . . . . . . . 150Swallowing your pride.. . . . . . . . . 50Passing the buck. . . . . . . . . . . . 25Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight).. . . 50-300Dragging your heels.. . . . . . . . . 100Pushing your luck.. . . . . . . . . . 250Making mountains out of molehills.. . 500Hitting the nail on the head. . . . . . 50Wading through paperwork. . . . . . . 300Bending over backwards. . . . . . . . 75Jumping on the bandwagon. . . . . . . 200Balancing the books.. . . . . . . . . . 25Running around in circles.. . . . . . 350Eating crow.. . . . . . . . . . . . . 225Tooting your own horn.. . . . . . . . . 25Climbing the ladder of success. . . . 750Pulling out the stops.. . . . . . . . . 75Adding fuel to the fire.. . . . . . . 160Wrapping it up at the day's end.. . . more...