Accomplishment Jokes

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    A Geneticist, after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal
    accomplishment one day and goes to a bar to commemorate it that
    night. He finds himself a quiet corner and orders a triple
    martini. Meanwhile a gorgeous woman aged about 30 enters the bar,
    and not finding a table for herself, asks the scientist if she
    could share the quiet table.
    The two begin to converse after mutual introductions.
    Jones: "Mr. Smith, what brought you to this place tonight?"
    Smith: "Well! After researching for nearly ten years I have accomplished
    something personal and I am here tonight to enjoy it.
    And why are YOU here Ms. Jones?"
    Jones: "I too have a personal accomplishment and I am here to enjoy it too."
    Smith: "What a coincidence! Ms. Jones! May I know what your accomplishment is?"
    Jones: "Sure. I have been married for about ten years now and I could not
    have children. But today my doctor told me that I more...

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