Accomplishment Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Geneticist, after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal
accomplishment one day and goes to a bar to commemorate it that
night. He finds himself a quiet corner and orders a triple
martini. Meanwhile a gorgeous woman aged about 30 enters the bar,
and not finding a table for herself, asks the scientist if she
could share the quiet table.
The two begin to converse after mutual introductions.
Jones: "Mr. Smith, what brought you to this place tonight?"
Smith: "Well! After researching for nearly ten years I have accomplished
something personal and I am here tonight to enjoy it.
And why are YOU here Ms. Jones?"
Jones: "I too have a personal accomplishment and I am here to enjoy it too."
Smith: "What a coincidence! Ms. Jones! May I know what your accomplishment is?"
Jones: "Sure. I have been married for about ten years now and I could not
have children. But today my doctor told me that I more...