Advertisers Jokes

Advertisers do it publicly.

Advertisers do it originally.

Advertisers do it with a lot of noise.

Advertisers do it within thirty seconds.

Advertisers do it with promises to be the best.

Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.

Advertisers just do it.

How many advertisers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter! !!

None. "There is no need to change the light bulb.

Recent surveys show growing confidence in the light bulb lighting up again."
Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.
Three. One to change the light bulb and two to hold a large billboard saying "Here we screw in the best light bulb money can buy."

How many Burger King advertisers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger."