Alahajohn Jokes

Mr. Alahajohn is a very strict teacher at a leading school in kandy. One day he is walking along the lake side when he saw a girl fall down. So he goes and helps the girl up.
Then the girl says "thanks, i lost my balance".
Then Mr. Alahajohn says "wait i'll find it", then he bends down and starts looking.

Mr. Alahajohn, a prominent teacher and master-in-charge of first-XV rugby at a leading Kandy school, goes underwear shopping. Stepping into a store on Colombo Street, he inquires about good brands. The sales assistant says "Mahattaya, api gawa Apple thiyenawa." Mr. Alahajohn thinks for a moment and asked, "hmm... whena monwadha thiyena flavors?"

Mr. Alahajohn, our well-known rugby master-in-charge, is on a plane at 29, 000 ft. He gets the urge to smoke but finds that he's on a non-smoking flight. Determined to smoke somehow, he calls the air hostess over and says, "I want to talk to your captain!" She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but he's busy flying the plane." Never the one to back down, Mr. Alahajohn thinks for a few seconds and says" okay.. okay... then I want to speak to your vice-captain!"

Mr. Alahajohn, our well-known rugby master-in-charge, takes the first-XV to the brand new, trendy Pizza Hut at Union Place, COlombo, after the bradby. He wants to order indhiyappa (string hoppers) but Captain Mohan Adhiram Gay jumps and says, "sir, sir, no string hoppers here!" "Mama dhannawa oi, thamuse mata kiyaladhenna enawadha?" shouts Mr. Alahajohn. He calls the waiter over immediately. "apita pissa hut hayak gendha!"

Mr. Alahajohn, our well-known rugby master-in-charge, world famous teacher, and head of Chicago block returns to this infamous block at a leading Kandy school and finds one class talking, laughing, shouting, and making cat-calls as there were no tomorrow. He puts his head through the open door and shouts," saddhe nawathwana.... nethnam thamuselata haema sathiyema monthly test ekak dhenwa!" The laughter only got louder.