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An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. "If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?" "I'd have to say the living one."
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality."If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?""I'd have to say the living one."
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Some people are alive only because it`s illegal to kill them.
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?, "Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now? A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!