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there was this blond all drunk and she was going 75 in a 45 mile speed limit. She got pulled over and she cop said licence and registration please. So the blond gives the cop wat he asked for. When the cop got to his car he ran a check on her licence. the police station said "is this blond hot sexy and has big boobs"? He said yes. So the station said "ok this is what you do, you pull down your pants and take your dick out and she will know what to do." The cop did what he was instructed to do and the blond said not a nother breath alizer test!