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One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely."Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun."Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby."No, really." said the nun "I won't mind."So the Cabby told her:"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun.""Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked"Robert""Are you married?""No.""Are you christian?""Yes.""Then Pull into the next alley."The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab.While driving, the cabby started to cry."Why are you crying?" asked the nun"I'm sorry, I've lied.""How so?""Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish.""Well, I've done a bit of lying more...

There were these three girls: a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They were all running from the police for the same thing.
So they all run into an alley. There is nothing there but a trash can, a dumpster, and a potato sack.
So then the brunette runs and jump in the trash can and says "when the police come and kick the trash can ima sound like a cat meow meow.
Then the red head goes and jumps in the dumpster and says "when the police come and kick the dumpster ima sound like a dog woof woof.
then the blonde is looking around and says "well there is nothing left but a potato sack.
So the police come into the alley and kicks the trash can and the brunette says meow meow like a cat. then they go and kick the dumpster and the red head goes woof woof like a dog. finally the go to the potato sack and kick it and the blonde goes po-ta-to!!

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

In the Bronx, N. Y., lived a rich cat who was a bit of a snob, though she did deign to chat on occasion with her neighbor, an alley cat. One day, she announced that she was about to have an operation, but she didn’t mention what it was for.
Two weeks later, her humble friend saw her again and inquired politely how she was feeling, then dared to ask what kind of operation she had had.
“Oh, I am quite well now, thank you, ” the rich cat replied, stiffly. “I had a hysterectomy. ”
“For heaven’s sake! ” the alley cat exclaimed in exasperation,. . . ”Why can’t you call a spayed a spayed. ”

One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely." Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun." Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby." No, really." said the nun "I won't mind." So the Cabby told her:"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun." "Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked"Robert""Are you married?" "No." "Are you christian?" "Yes." "Then Pull into the next alley." The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab. While driving, the cabby started to cry." Why are you crying?" asked the nun"I'm sorry, I've lied." "How so?" "Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish." "Well, I've done a bit more...

Following in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and Madonna, today Kirstie Alley adopted "Little Debbie."

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said tearfully, more...