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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alvin!
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alvin!
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?

Teacher: Alvin, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Alvin: 18.
Teacher: Wrong, there are 26.
Alvin: No, teacher, there used to be 26, but ET went home in a UFO and the CIA went after him.

Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice that his truck had
smacked into a utility pole and his passenger was dead until the
police stopped his car.
Donna Richardson, 29, was hanging her head out of the window of her
boy friends 1993 Chevrolet truck early Saturday - she was vomiting -
when the truck suddenly veered. Her head slammed a pole and she died
instantly, police said Monday. Sims, 36. kept driving.
Metro-Dade police said when an officer stopped the truck several
miles later - its right mirror and antenna were damaged. Sims told
police that he was looking for a hospital because his passenger was
sick.
"Apparently, he thought he hit a puddle and did not see that he had
killed her."