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Alzheimers' Eye Test
Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
How many " Fs " really?
Don't scroll down yet. Count the " Fs ".









Wrong! There are 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN!
Go Back and try to find the 6 F's before I give you the next clue..





OK, now the hidden part.
The brain cannot process " OF ".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
I got a three on first count.

What happens to a blonde when she gets Alzheimers disease? Her I.Q. improves.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!