Amda Jokes

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDA: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
AMDA: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: AMDON!
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TEACHER: AMDON, how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDA: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
AMDA: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA: I is...
TEACHER: No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can more...

One person was enjoying sun on a beach in UK and he hardly managed English.
A lady was passing him and asked him, "Are you relaxing"
The person answered' " No I am Amda"
Few minutes later another Guy Came and asked the same question.
The person answered "No.. No... Me Amda Singh"
Third one came and asked the same question?
Amda was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While he was walking he saw another person was enjoying the Beach. He went and asked
him " Are you Relaxing?" The other person answered, "Yes I am relaxing”.
Then Amda angrily said “Idiot everyone is looking for you. You are here!!!!!

A person realized that he is overweight and went to see a doctor. The doctor called him and asked “How are you Amda? What the problem today? ” Then Amda replied “I feel I’m getting over weight. I want to drop this weight”. The doctor examine and advised him “run eight kilometers a day for 300 days to drop back to normal weight”
After 300 days, the doctor received a phone call around mid night. “Thank you doctor” “I have got back to my normal weight”. “But I have a problem”. "What's the problem? " the doctor asked. Then Amda replied "I'm 2400 km s away from home."

The teacher asked amda: class. .. pls write me an essay on ticks
amda new so much about ticks
ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black, ticls are insects.......
the next day
class pls write about coconut tree
amda replies
"amda didn't know much about coconut trees"
amda: coconut trees grow on land. dogs come and rub against coconut trees. dogs have ticks. ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
the following day...
teacher: children p-lease write an essay on cats.
amda didnt know about cats.
amda: cats have four legs. dogs chases cats. dogs have ticks. tick have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
everything turns out an essay on ticks.
so the teacher thought hard.
something that cannot turn up an essay on ticks.
the teacher thought for an hour and she came up with the idea to for an essay on fish.
no way is this going to lead to an essay more...