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Who's there!
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew all her money out of the bank! Knock Knock
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Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble! Knock Knock
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Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings! Knock Knock
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Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!

Florida State football coach Bill Peterson: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." He also said, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Mike Tyson, about writer Wallace Matthews: "He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."
Weightlifting commentator Pat Glenn: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
Alan Minter: "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
Football coach Bill Peterson: "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
Basketball player Jason Kidd: "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
Soccer coach Ron Greenwood: "I don't hold water with that theory."
Baseball player Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters: "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
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Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who? Astor the ball is over!

Knock KnockWhos there! Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Knock Knock Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew all her money out of the bank!