Ang Jokes

10. My name is Porrest, Porrest Goomp 9. Inay always said that life is like a balikbayan box 8. Lieutenant Dan! Putang ina mo! 7. Lieutenant Dan! Gusto mo ba ang sorbetes? 6. Me and Jenny went together like champorado and isda 5. Mr. President, iihi ako. Na saan ang "comfort room?" 4. My best friend Bubba knew everything there was to know about bagoong. "There's bagoong with rice, bagoong with lemon juice, fried bagoong, bagoong at puto, etc." 3. Those look like comfortable shoes. Sa Payless ba? 2. He invested my money in a prrooot company 1. Tanga is as tanga does.

ENGLISH FILIPINO TRANSLATION Asset - Ari Fixed Asset - Aring Nakatirik Liquid Asset - Aring Tumutulo Written-off Asset - Aring Pinutol Cut-off time - Oras ng Pagputol Depreciation - Pagkalaspag ng Ari Fully Depreciated Asset - Aring Laspag na Laspag na Earning Asset - Aring Ganado Pa Non-Earning Asset - Aring Baldado na Owned Asset - Sariling Ari Other Asset - Ari ng Iba Miscellaneous Asset - Mga Aring Pinagsamasama Erroneous Entry - Mali ang Pagkapasok Double Entry - Dalawa ang Pinasukan Multiple Entry - Labas-pasok Correcting Entry - Itinama ang Pagpasok Reversing Entry - Baligtad ang Pasok Tangible Asset - Aring Nasasalat Dispensed - Nilabasan Undispensed - Hindi Nilabasan