Angela Jokes

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for a walk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat. "What is heat?" Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working on car. Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for a walk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. "What is heat Dad"? Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy and brings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks it in Gasoline and swips her bottom with it. Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down the street and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says "where is missy?" Angela said "missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her down the street.

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for a
walk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.
"What is heat?" Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working on
car.
Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for a
walk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. "What is heat
Dad"?
Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy and
brings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks it
in Gasoline and swips her bottom with it.
Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down the
street and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says
"where is missy?"
Angela said "missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her down
the street.

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat." What is heat?" Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar. Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. "What is heatDad"? Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy andbrings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks itin Gasoline and swips her bottom with it. Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down thestreet and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says"where is missy?" Angela said "missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her downthe street.

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for a walk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.
“What is heat? ” Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working on car.
Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for a walk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. “What is heat Dad”?
Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy and brings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks it in Gasoline and swips her bottom with it.
Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down the street and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says “where is missy? ”
Angela said “missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her down the street.

After years of hard work, Angie took her first vacation on a luxury cruise ship. While sitting in a deck chair, she recognized a former high school classmate, a long-lost friend from her old hometown.
She crossed the deck and shook hands with her friend and said: "Hello, Angela. I haven't seen you in years. What are you doing these days?"
"I'm practicing law," whispered Angela. "But don't tell my mother. She still thinks I'm a prostitute."