George Bush Jokes

Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

Very InterestingDraw your own conclusions..Counties won by Gore: 677
Counties won by Bush: 2,434
Population of counties won by Gore: 127 million
Population of counties won by Bush: 143 million
Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000
Square miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000States won by Gore: 19
States won by Bush: 29Professor Joseph Olson of the Hamline University School of Law in St.Paul Minnesota has produced another interesting new statistic. Professor
Olson looked up the crime statistics for all of these counties and came up
with this:
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 2.1The logical conclusion-------killers voted for Gore.

"If I was president during your war, you'd definitely be dead."

George W. Bush marked September 11th with silence. People around the world agree it was his most intelligent statement to date.

Despite polls that overwhelmingly indicate the Democrats will win control of Congress in the coming elections, President Bush is predicting the Republicans will emerge victorious once again.
He also sees a swift and decisive victory in Iran, a prolonged period of Global Cooling, and the opening next year of GazaDisney.
Oh, and personal jetpacks by 2008.