Angry Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why was the ladys hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.

CHARLES De Gaulle once said:' When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. So we have often been angry at each other.'

Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!"
Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!"
Girl 1: "Angry?! I was foaming at the mouth!"

Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from SanFrancisco to Washington. "For gods sake!" he screamed, "Someone could have attacked youand raped you!" "I wasn't ever in no danger at all", she said, trying to calm himdown. "As soon as someone gave me a ride, I said I was going toWashington, because thats where they have the best treatment forsexually transmitted diseases."

Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!

Why was the lady's hair so angry? Because she wouldn't stop 'teasing' it! :D

Once Santa Went In An Electronic Shop And Asked The Price Of A T. V. The Shopkeeper Said That He Doesn't Sell Things To Sardars. Santa Became Angry And The Next Day He Came Dressed Like A Muslim And Asked The Rate Of T. V, But He Was Told Again That They Don't Sell Things To Sardars. He Became Very Angry And The Next Day He Shaved Off His Head And Came Into The Shop Dressed Like A South Indian. But Once Again He Was Told The Same.
He Asked The Shopkeeper That How Did He Recognise Him Everyday.
The Shopkeeper Replied That Because It Was An Oven Instead Of A T. V.