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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man.' What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover' See, I told you he was stupid'
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.' What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover' See, I told you he was stupid'
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!
Two wives were talking when one confided to to her friend, "Our sex life really stinks!"
"Do you ever watch your husband's face while you're having sex?" asked her friend.
"Once," she replied, "and all I saw was rage."
"Why would he be angry during sex?" her friend asked.
"He was looking through the window at us!"
1. The female makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior
notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules
are not permitted.
4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules,
she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding
which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do,
or did not say.
7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having
been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female
as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.
8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason
at all.
9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances
without more...
For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship. 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong. 7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let more...