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For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or more...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.1. The female always makes the rules.2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.3. No male can possibly know all the rules.4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.5. The female is never wrong.6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know more...

Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? Take away it's credit cards!

* The female always make the rules.
* The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
* No male can possibly know all the rules.
* If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
* The female is never wrong.
* If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
* The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
* The female may change her mind at any time.
* The male must never change his mind without the express written concent of the female.
* The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
* The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
* The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
* The male is expected to mind read at all more...

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female more...

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The border between Israel and Lebanon. Dudes on Israeli side are looking angry. Dudes on Lebanese side are looking angry. The sun is blistering. Tempers are flaring. This could get ugly.

Then one of the soldiers cracks open a frosty Coors light. Then that arctic train, the one with all the frost and the hot chicks attached to it, comes barrelling down the border. The entire desert scene turns into arctic tundra and there is enough Coors light for everyone. It is damn cold now, ZZ Top is playing, and everyone is getting along, just like in the Colorado Rockies.