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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices.

Once an Indian minister was on a tour to France and his French counterpart invited him for a dinner. When the Indian minister arrived at the latter's residence, he was astonished to see that the latter was living in a very grand and luxurious bungalow and they had dinner in silver spoons and plates and all his bungalow were filled of precious antiques and other articles. He can not hold himself back and asked the French minister the reason for him living in such a grand style. On asking the French minister took him to a window.
French Minister: Do you see the river over there?
Indian Minister: Yes.
French Minister: Do you see the bridge over it?
Indian Minister: Yes.
French Minister: 10%.
After 5 years the same French minister got a chance to visit India and now it was the turn of our same Indian minister to invite him for a dinner. When the French minister arrived at the Indian minister's residence, he was stunned to see that the latter was living in a more...

a woman takes a used tampon to an antiques dealer and says"cmon then you smart fucker tell me what period this is from then!"