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Mahathir, Anwar and Daim are on a long flight in an executive jet. Daim pulls out a RM100 bill and says' I'm going to throw this RM100 bill out and make someone down below happy.' Anwar, not wanting to be outdone, says,' If that was my RM100 bill, I would split it into 2 RM50 bills and make two people down below happy.' Of course Mahathir doesn't want these two ministers to outdo him, so he pipes in,' I would instead take 100 RM1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.' At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says,' I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 20 million Malaysians happy.'
Clinton, Suharto and Anwar were sent to Heaven for their crimes. They were, however given a second chance and sent back to earth.' Repeat any of your mistakes, and you will go to Hell immediately!' warned God. The trio then walked together back home. Along the way, Clinton spotted a pretty girl and whistled at her. With a' poof', he disappeared instantly, and was on his way to Hell. Then Suharto, who was walking in front of Anwar, saw a $50 dollar note on the ground, and bended down to pick it up. With a' poof', Anwar disappeared.
Mahathir was so disappointed with his cabinet for being inefficient and corrupt that he decided to call on Goh Chok Tong and ask him how he managed to have such an efficient and incorruptible cabinet. On hearing Mahathir's woes, PM Goh said,' Simple, Mahathir, I choose able men for my cabinet.' Mahathir asked,' Yes, but how do you know that they are able?' PM Goh replied,' Just ask them simple questions to test their intelligence. They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrate to you.' Just then, Tony Tan was walking by, PM Goh called out to him,' Hey Tony, come over here.' Tony obediently walked briskly over. PM Goh asked,' Tell me, Tony, who is your father's son? ' Tony Tan immediately replied,' Me! Of course.' PM Goh turned to Mahathir and said,' See, all my ministers can answer this question. Why don't you go back and try.' Mahathir thank PM Goh and left. Once he was back, he immediately summoned Anwar, his deputy, and shot the question at him,' Tell me, Anwar, who is your more...
Bill Clinton was very angry with Mahathir's sudden charges against Anwar, so he demanded that they (Mahathir and Anwar) come to the pentagon to explain themselves before the UN. At that time it was snowing, and Mahathir's wife had never seen snow before, so she asked him to let her come along too. Mahathir insisted that she didn't, but she was so earnest that Mahathir only agreed to it if she would spend a night with him in bed.
The next day, three of them left for Washington DC. After a heated discussion with the delegates, Mahathir stepped out into the snow, only to smell the smell of human urine somewhere in the distance. He found the source, and was shocked to find it was from words written in pee in the snow, saying' Mahathir is a dickhead' He was outraged and demanded that experts from the US immediately analyze the samples to determine the anti-Mahathir person. Before long, the samples came back.
'Mr Mahathir,' a detective said,' We have good news and bad news for more...
What are the differences between Bill Clinton and Anwar Ibrahim? Bill Clinton is a President of USA!
Anwar Ibrahim is a resident of ISA! Bill Clinton's favorite tune is sax and symphony!
Anwar Ibrahim's favorite tune is sex and sodomy! Bill Clinton's favorite phrase: Kneel over!
Anwar Ibrahim's favorite phrase: Bend over! Bill Clinton plays saxophone!
Anwar Ibrahim plays sex-at-home! Bill Clinton was shamed by ML (Monica Lewinsky)
Anwar Ibrahim was shamed by MM (Mahathir Mohamed) Anwar Ibrahim's outcome: Demo riots
Bill Clinton's outcome: Demo tapes Bill Clinton got a blow job!
Anwar Ibrahim got a screw job! Anwar Ibrahim was upset by press report!
Bill Clinton was upset by Starr report