"Snow Use" joke
Bill Clinton was very angry with Mahathir's sudden charges against Anwar, so he demanded that they (Mahathir and Anwar) come to the pentagon to explain themselves before the UN. At that time it was snowing, and Mahathir's wife had never seen snow before, so she asked him to let her come along too. Mahathir insisted that she didn't, but she was so earnest that Mahathir only agreed to it if she would spend a night with him in bed.
The next day, three of them left for Washington DC. After a heated discussion with the delegates, Mahathir stepped out into the snow, only to smell the smell of human urine somewhere in the distance. He found the source, and was shocked to find it was from words written in pee in the snow, saying' Mahathir is a dickhead' He was outraged and demanded that experts from the US immediately analyze the samples to determine the anti-Mahathir person. Before long, the samples came back.
'Mr Mahathir,' a detective said,' We have good news and bad news for you.'
'Tell me the good news first' Mahathir replied.
'Well, the urine sample can be traced to Anwar Ibrahim.'
'That's good, I can add more charges of treason and defaming to him.'
'I don't think you can do that sir.' the detective explained.
'Why?' Mahathir asked.
'Well, from the fingerprint samples, it shows that the writer of the words was your wife.'
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