Aphrodesiac Jokes

Bobby Zimmerman went to the drugstore to purchase an aphrodesiac. Explaining that he had two young ladies coming to visit that night, Bob was delighted when the pharmacist gave him the most powerful love stimulant on the market.
The next day, Bob showed up again at the drugstore and asked the pharmacist if he had anything to soothe raw flesh.
The Pharmacist winked knowingly, "Your penis, sir?"
"No," he replied, "my hand. The girls never showed up."