Apprehension Jokes

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs.

The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision to the point of near blindness
My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me that everything would be taken care of. I thanked her profusely.
"Oh, you're welcome," she replied. I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked,. .."And will your grandmother need a rental car?"

boomerangst n
a morbid feeling of anxiety, apprehension, or insecurity that one is unaccountably about get whacked in the side of the head by a bent or angular throwing club typically flat on one side and rounded on the other so that it soars or curves in flight;
a fully justified feeling of anxiety, apprehension, or insecurity about the future of Social Security common to members of the generation born in the United States during the years immediately after the second world war

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision to the point of near blindnessMy apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me that everything would be taken care of. I thanked her profusely."Oh, you're welcome," she replied. I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked,. .."And will your grandmother need a rental car?"