Aristocrats Jokes

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The father begins...
"The curtain raises, I am centre stage in my finest tuxedo suit with my draling wife by my side, my wife then drops to her knees facing the audience who quickly notice she is not wearing any panties as a big brown log of shit emerges slowly from her ass, I begin to sing 'Yankee Doodle' while my daughter unzips my fly and pulls my cock out and begins to suck me off, meanwhile my son slides across the stage and catches the shit emerging from my wife's ass, chews it around a bit then sprays it all over the rest of us, more...