Armed Jokes / Recent Jokes
Erik Estrada, LaToya Jackson and Ozzie Osbourne's son, Jack have been sworn in as reserve officers of the Muncie, Indiana police department, allowing them to carry badges and guns as part of a new reality television series, Armed and Famous.
Network executives settled on the show's title after rejecting the more cumbersome, Armed and Looks Vaguely Familiar.
The show is already mired in controversy as the Muncie Police Department faces a copyright infringement lawsuit from the producers of Reno 911.
In New York City, Port Authority officials scrambled to add more buses on the New York-to-Muncie route to accommodate the needs of parolees, career criminals and civil attorneys.*
Plans are already in the works for a spin-off show in which high school students are given guns and a license to hunt down D-list celebrities to fulfill their school's community service requirement.
*Categories not mutually exclusive
Q: How do you get a one armed man out of an tree
A: Wave at him
Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Just wave at her.
how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
you wave to her she will fall right out