Ashamed Jokes / Recent Jokes

BANTA went to eat in a ramshackle hotel. To his utter surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmates at school. Banta chided him,' Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?'
'Not at all,' replied the other.' I would be ashamed if I ate my meals here. I only work in this place.'

Police:[to robber]Are you not ashamed? You come to jail so often?
Robber:[to police]Why should I be sir. You also come here everyday.

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?" The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me. I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it. How can I make it up to you?" The bartender answered, "Haven't you seen anyone about this problem?" The drunk replied, "I never thought of that. Maybe I will." The bartender said, "Don't come back until you do get help," and the drunk left. About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender. The bartender shouted, "I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!" The drunk replied, "I did. Now I don't feel more...

They were 3 People in the Boat 1 called tony, tim, debbie The boat crashed they were on an iland. The 3 people were Having sex in there spear time. 2 years Later the woman was ashamed of what she was doing so she killed herself. 2 Years later they were so ashamed at what they were doing They
BURIED HER
If you dont know what that means it means they were having sex with her whilie she was dead