Astranauts Jokes

there was a NASA astranaut, german astranaut, and a blonde. the NASA astranaut said he was the first man on pluto, the german astranaut said he was the first man on the moon, well the blonde said she was going to be the first person on the sun, the others said thats impossible you would burn and die, the Blonde said silly astranauts im gonna go at night.

When a group of Israeli astranauts landed on Mars they noticed all the people were green from Head to toe however some of the little green men also had green helmets. The Astranauts managed to find a language with the little greem Martians
they asked them why some wore the helmets and others not... OH, replied the head Martian, Those are the FRUMERS !!