Azam Jokes

Some Sikhs and Pakistanis were in trenches facing one another. One Sikh shouted' Mohammed Mia'. A Pakistani soldier stood up and shouted,' Mohammed Mia ko kisne bulaya?' (Who called Mohammed Mia?) He got shot. Another Sikh shouted' Azam Khan' Azam Khan stood up and said. .. and got shot.
The Pakistanis found it a great idea and decided to copy it. (It is in their genes to do everything after the Indians!) So a Pakistani soldier shouted,' Swaran Singh'.
There was silence. After a cpuple of minutes one of the Sikhs shouted,' Swaran Singh ko kisne bulaya?' (Who called Swaran Singh?)
A Pakistani soldier stood up - and got shot!