Backs Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "Im freewheeling, sir."

"I am PSI.. .. PSI WAN."

"That PSI, That PSI, I do not like PSI WAN."
____

"Do you like Green Backs in Spam?"

"I do not like them, PSI WAN,
I do not like Green Backs in Spam."
____

"Would you like them in your box?
Will you donate your disk blocks?

"I would not like them in my box,
I will not donate my disk blocks!
I do not like Green Backs in Spam,
I do not like them, PSI WAN."
____

"Do you want them in your news,
intermingled with your views?"

"I do not want them in my news;
you're way-off topic with your spews.
There is no place for them in my box,
do not dirty my disk blocks!
I really hate Green Backs in Spam,
I will not tolerate them, PSI WAN."
____

"We can send them via mail,
electronic or even snail!"

"I bounce more...

Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained,' Mama, I'm so hungry, what can we eat?' To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied,
How about some Baskin Robbins?'