Bald Jokes / Recent Jokes

A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a makeshift campfire. To the ranger's horror, the man is eating a fish and a bald eagle.
He immediately arrests the man and puts him in jail. The following morning, the man appears before the Judge.
"Are you aware that eating a Bald Eagle is a federal offense?" asks the Judge.
"Yes, I am," replies the man, "but please allow me to explain what happened."
"You may proceed," instructs the Judge.
"I was lost in the woods and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," explains the man. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive."
"Then one day, I arrive at a lake. I see a Bald Eagle swooping down to the water and flying away with a fish in its talons. I thought, 'if I startled the Eagle, maybe I could steal the fish.'"
"Low and behold, the eagle lighted more...

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
"Oh, thank you! I'll never part with it!"

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker. If he is bald at the back, he is sexy. If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.