Bald Jokes / Recent Jokes
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
Watertown, New York:
It was eagle-eyed zookeepers who noticed first. The DNA testing only
proved what they already suspected.
The Thompson Park Zoo's American bald eagle breeding program was going
nowhere. Not with two males, anyway.
"We had our suspicions right away. The birds are virtually the identical
size," said Director Glenn D. Dobrogosz, who laughed Tuesday about the
gender mix-up that provided a comical start to the zoo's new eagle
breeding program.
"It happens. Not a lot. But it happens," he said.
The two American bald eagles - supposedly a male and female - arrived at
the zoo last July from the Bird Treatment and Learning Center in
Anchorage, Alaska.
The two males became good buddies but zookeepers quickly realized there
would be no amorous flights for these two, Dobrogosz said.
Because bald eagle males and females share the same coloring
characteristics, it is difficult to determine gender more...
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.
1) yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he told yo mama to move her fat ass.
2) yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.
3) yo mama so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.
4) yo mama so dumb she flunked a urine test
5) yo mama so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment
6) yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a sliding glass door
7) yo mam so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganant
8) yo mama so bald she wore a turtle neck and looked liked a busted condom
9) yo mama so fat she walked through the mall with a sign that said "caution WIDE load"
10) yo mam so fat when her beeper goes off everyone thinks shes backing up.
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out. He had not eaten anything during this period and was famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle, killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly, a couple of park rangers happen to find him at that moment, and arrested him for killing an endangered species.At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.The judge ruled in his favor.In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, "I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. What did it taste like?"The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl!"