Bales Jokes

A Pakistani walked into a pet shop in London and asked for two bales of hay
to feed to his elephant. The shop assistant said, "Sorry sir, we don't
serve Pakistanis unless you have proof that you have a pet. You'll have
to bring your elephant in." To which the poor man replied, "I am wanting
to know isn't it. What is this reason that you do not serve me?" The
shop assistant replied, "Because you might eat the pet food yourself."
The next day the man walks into the pet shop and confronts the shop
assistant with his elephant. "Two bales of hay please."
A few days later, the guy is in again. "I am wanting isn't it. To buy
a sack of peanuts for my monkey, yes, yes."
"Sorry sir, we don't serve Pakistanis. Bring your monkey in because you
might want to eat the pet food yourself."
Next day, he walks in with this huge grey baboon with a bright red
arse and demands, "I am wanting more...

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