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Very expensive Barbie Doll
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -
' Barbie goes to the gym'for $19. 95. ..
' Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19. 95. ..
' Barbie goes shopping for $19. 95. ..
' Barbie goes to the beach' for $19. 95...
' Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19. 95. ..
and' Divorced Barbie' for $375. 00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375. 00, when all the others are $19. 95?" Dad asked surprised.
Simple..."Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

A little girl brings treats for the class on her 8 year old birthday. The teacher turns to the little girl and asks "So Kelly what do you want for your birthday this year? The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G. I. Joe." the teacher looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G. I. Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie. ..for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie. ..Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

What's the difference between Barbie and Divorce Barbie? Divorce Barbie comes with all Ken's belongings.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie. ..she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie. .. normal doll, except under a full moon