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Divorced Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?
"That"s obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken"s house, Ken"s car, Ken"s boat, Ken"s furniture... "

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There is a new Barbie doll on the

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie. ..includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

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There is a new Barbie doll on the

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie. ..Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

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Bad Joke

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