Bark Jokes / Recent Jokes
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace
before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they
say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas
morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose
hung sadly empty and grew increasingly threadbare.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and a fake
beard and went in search of an inflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell
those things at Wal-mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If
you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself.
I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?"
"You're kidding me!" "Who owns that?" "Do you have their phone number?"
Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a more...
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
Arabs can not say words like "P" properly, for Pepsi, they will say "Babsi" Those who live in Arab countries know this fact.
One new Arab was looking for parking in USA, he asked an American, I want to "bark" my car, can you tell me where I can bark?
The American replied, " This is a free country, you can bark anywhere you like." An Arab told me this joke.! Lal Gehi
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.
We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it. In his assessment, he noted that the blight was bad, but he was even more concerned with the deep cracks in the bark.
"In fact," he said, "This tree's bark is worse than its blight!"
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it. In his assessment, he noted that the blight was bad, but he was even more concerned with the deep cracks in the bark."In fact," he said, "This tree's bark is worse than its blight!"