Baseball Jokes / Recent Jokes

This Richard Gere public kissing incident is serious and just to give you an idea of how serious. Today when I called computer tech support, I got an American.

After about five minutes of us going back and forth saying, “I don’t know” we wound up just having a conversation about baseball.

The Baltimore Orioles traded for Cubs prospect Felix Pie. The Orioles traded for Pie in an effort to land Prince Fielder.

Derek Jeter is in the process of building the largest home in Tampa Bay. The estate will have 300 bedrooms in case all of his girlfriends show up at once.

Alex Rodriguez was spotted in two cities squiring two different women last week. Or as Steve Garvey called it, "a slow night".

Q: Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library? A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books!

The Seattle Mariners have come up with a list of seven candidates to be their next GM. The team plans to go with who ever selects the shortest straw.

A fan was hit in the head by a broken bat during a matchup between the Pirates and the Brewers. He suffered far less trauma than those who actually had to watch the entire game.