New York Yankees Jokes

Alex Rodriguez is opting for surgery. Unfortunately it will be on his hip, and not his brain.

Alex Rodriguez was recently spotted receiving blond highlights at a salon in New York. Unfortunately for the Yankees, they're this season's only highlights.

Derek Jeter was held out of the Yankees lineup after coming down with the flu. Which, considering how many women he's been with, is the best thing he could have.

Alex Rodriguez was spotted in two cities squiring two different women last week. Or as Steve Garvey called it, "a slow night".

Derek Jeter is in the process of building the largest home in Tampa Bay. The estate will have 300 bedrooms in case all of his girlfriends show up at once.