Alex Rodriguez Jokes

Alex Rodriguez is opting for surgery. Unfortunately it will be on his hip, and not his brain.

Alex Rodriguez was recently spotted receiving blond highlights at a salon in New York. Unfortunately for the Yankees, they're this season's only highlights.

Alex Rodriguez was spotted in two cities squiring two different women last week. Or as Steve Garvey called it, "a slow night".

Alex Rodriguez is no longer in a slump. But for the record, Madonna hates being called that.

Alex Rodriguez was spotted with six different women on Valentine's Day weekend. Clearly, his performance enhancer is Cialis.