"A-Rod Gets Cut Up" joke
Alex Rodriguez is opting for surgery. Unfortunately it will be on his hip, and not his brain.
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come more...
Former NBA superstar Charles Barkley will reportedly undergo a televised colonoscopy. Given his girth, the procedure will be a ten-part mini-series. Ron Artest recently had a colonoscopy, during which doctors finally found his head.
I don't blame the Democrats or the Republicans...
I blame cancer for our loss of Jobs.
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Alex Rodriguez was recently spotted receiving blond highlights at a salon in New York. Unfortunately for the Yankees, they're this season's only highlights.