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    Bonds And Men

    What's the difference between government bonds and men?
    Bonds mature.

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    Q. What is the difference between...

    Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
    A. The bonds mature.

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    Jokes for the Ladies!

    Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them. Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut. Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay? A: They don't have time. Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions. Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds? A: The bonds mature. Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know; it has never happened. Q: Why is it more...

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    Men are like government bonds

    Men are like government bonds, they take so long to mature.

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    Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
    A. Both of them.
    Q. Why did the man cross the road?
    A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
    Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    A. They don't have time.
    Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
    A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
    Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
    A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
    Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
    A. He buys two cases of beer.
    Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
    A. The bonds mature.
    Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
    A. So men can remember them.
    Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A. We don't know; it has never happened.
    Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
    A. They already have more...

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