Barry Bonds Jokes

San Francisco's Tim Lincecum says he still wears the same hat that he made his Major League debut in. Barry Bonds never had that luxury.

Barry Bonds' wife has filed for legal separation. Soon even his marriage will have an asterisk attached to it.

On Saturday, slugger Barry Bonds hit his 714th home run. Bonds celebrated the amazing feat by hitting his wife 715 times.

Barry Bonds hit his 715th homer to surpass Babe Ruth on the all-time home run list. In contrast, the guy who almost caught the prized ball, only to lose it to a guy waiting in line for hot dogs, went home and hit his wife and kids 716 times.

Barry Bonds' perjury trial has been moved to July. Conveniently, Bonds will not be busy.