"Barry Bonds" joke

SF Giants star Barry Bonds' trainer was recently jailed for refusing to testify that he'd given Barry drugs.
My dealer would turn me in over a parking ticket.

If they towed his car, he'd be all, "There's this bald guy, got maybe a thirty-second of an ounce of marijuana in an old Altoids tin, and probably some left over vicodin from a root canal... Here's where to find him, now where did you put my car?"

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