Highlights Jokes

Alex Rodriguez was recently spotted receiving blond highlights at a salon in New York. Unfortunately for the Yankees, they're this season's only highlights.

...the New York Mets today released their 2009 season highlights DVD...the DVD was 90 minutes long with nothing on it.

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened? " asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday. " "How come? " "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs. 500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs. 300, where did the rest go? " " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "