Comic Jokes

Riverdale High School, the stomping ground of comic book legend Archie Andrews, will open its doors to its first openly gay student. Kevin Keller will be the new gay student introduced to the comic book in September. Rumor has it Kevin gives good Jughead.

An Al Qaeda terrorist serving 18 years for his involvement in a plot to bomb London was taught how to be a stand-up comic at his top-security prison.
Evil Zia Ul Haq was enrolled in an eight-day “comedy workshop” at Whitemoor jail, along with murderers and rapists. The 18 cons were given lessons in stand-up, comic drama, improvisation and scriptwriting. Once they “graduated” they were due to get a certificate and display their new talents with a comedy show for fellow inmates and guards.
On Thursday Justice Secretary Jack Straw canned the "totally unacceptable" course. He also vetoed a plan by the Category A Cambridgeshire prison to set up its own comedy club.

I know comedians have anger issues, but this is ridiculous.

Knock KnockWhos there? Comic! Comic who? Comic and see me sometime!

Some avid comic strip readers believe there is also a gay character in "Beetle Bailey." But we'll never know for sure thanks to "don't ask, don't tell."

Recently I represented a paper I draw cartoons for at the Buffalo Comicon. Obviously out looking for exposure and finding new advertisers for the paper.
This may suprise you but some comic book people are what you might call....strange. A lot of comic book people are well over middle age and appear to still live with their parents. Now, I met a bunch of cool artists that have it together and may even rent their own apartment. But, the comic book fans.....uh, a little cuckoo. I could only compare it to a minor league trekkie convention.
If you read this and say that I am lying, but you are reading this in your mom's basement surrounded by boxes of DC and Marvel comic books and no girlfriend in your near future, maybe you should reevaluate things. Get out. Get some sun. I am a big Spiderman and X-Men fan. However, my real life is not associated with the characters ever. It's called.....reality.