Comic Jokes / Recent Jokes

Recently I represented a paper I draw cartoons for at the Buffalo Comicon. Obviously out looking for exposure and finding new advertisers for the paper.
This may suprise you but some comic book people are what you might call....strange. A lot of comic book people are well over middle age and appear to still live with their parents. Now, I met a bunch of cool artists that have it together and may even rent their own apartment. But, the comic book fans.....uh, a little cuckoo. I could only compare it to a minor league trekkie convention.
If you read this and say that I am lying, but you are reading this in your mom's basement surrounded by boxes of DC and Marvel comic books and no girlfriend in your near future, maybe you should reevaluate things. Get out. Get some sun. I am a big Spiderman and X-Men fan. However, my real life is not associated with the characters ever. It's called.....reality.

Sadly, in the most recent comic book, Superman reveals that he has only been able to retain his super powers because of performance enhancers injected by A-Rod's cousin.

I've been watching that NBC stand-up competition Last Comic Standing. The talent level is so bad in this show that comedian and host Anthony Clark might actually have a chance.
When introducing judge Tim Meadows, Clark actually used the phrase "blockbuster hits such as Mean Girls and The Ladies Man". You choose the punchline.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Comic!
Comic who?
Comic and see me sometime!

Riverdale High School, the stomping ground of comic book legend Archie Andrews, will open its doors to its first openly gay student. Kevin Keller will be the new gay student introduced to the comic book in September. Rumor has it Kevin gives good Jughead.

Some avid comic strip readers believe there is also a gay character in "Beetle Bailey." But we'll never know for sure thanks to "don't ask, don't tell."

Knock KnockWhos there? Comic! Comic who? Comic and see me sometime!