Alex Rodriguez Jokes / Recent Jokes

Alex Rodriguez was spotted with six different women on Valentine's Day weekend. Clearly, his performance enhancer is Cialis.

Alex Rodriguez is no longer in a slump. But for the record, Madonna hates being called that.

Derek Lowe has called rookie outfielder Jason Heyward a young Alex Rodriguez. In other words, Heyward hasn't taken steroids yet.

Sadly, in the most recent comic book, Superman reveals that he has only been able to retain his super powers because of performance enhancers injected by A-Rod's cousin.

Alex Rodriquez was recently spotted getting close with 60-year-old fashion designer Donna Karan. At the rate he’s going, his next girlfriend might be a pile of dust.

The Yankees have decided they are not looking to trade Alex Rodriguez, since they think it’s funny when fans boo him.