Rodriguez Jokes

The New York Mets signed Angels reliever Francisco Rodriguez. Rodriguez said that while he had many offers on the table, this was the one that allowed him to be the only relief pitcher on the team.

Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez started crying during a press conference. In his defense, he had just been shown highlights of the Wolverine's 2008 season.

Madonna has announced that she's divorcing Guy Ritchie to be with Alex Rodriguez. This being mid October, it's the latest in the year that Rodriguez has ever scored.

Alex Rodriguez apologized for his steroid use, and expects fans to forgive him, especially since he’s never used any in October. By owning up to his past indiscretions, Rodriguez has shown he's smarter than Barry Bonds. Then again, a single celled amoeba nursing a hangover is also smarter than Barry Bonds.

Michael Richards caused a sensation at the Laugh Factory by going into a tirade onstage and using the "N" word. Paul Rodriguez who was also on the bill told CNN that freedom of speech has it's limitations, just like his own career.
Mr. Rodriguez then waited outside the club until Mr. Richards came out and threw him under a bus.