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Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
PMS: Your Problem... Not more...

Jesse Jackson and Bill Clinton were in the sauna naked when Bill looked down at Jesse's dick and exclaimed "Wow Jesse, your dick is huge! How do you get it so big?" and Jesse says "Well Bill, every night before I go to sleep I take it out and slam my dick across the headboard of my bed and it gets bigger and stays that way."

That night Bill and Hillary were laying in bed and Hillary gets up and goes to the bathroom. Bill remembers what Jesse said about making his dick larger and Bill thinks this is a great time to try it. So He gets up, takes his dick out and starts banging it across the headboard. Just then Hillary yells out from the bathroom "Is that you Jesse?"

One white guy went to the bathroom to pee.
He saw a black guy at the next urinal with a huge penis.
White guy said " wow! brother, you gotta huge pecker"
Black guy just grinned and said "Why thank you, man.
Would you like to know how you could have one too?
"Hell yes," replied the white man as dreams of all the
women he could have danced through his head.
"Well, tell you what you do... you lay your dick out on
the table, grease it up real good with some butter...
and smack it REAL hard between two bricks," stated the
coon without even flinching.
The white guy raised his brow and winced in pain, "Are
you sure, man?! That has to hurt like hell!!!"
The spook just grinned, "Nah, just hurts the first few
times, but damn it's worth it, let me tell you. I have
at least 6 women each week now that I have this huge
talleywacker!"
"Six women? Goddamn! I more...

This couple gets married and finally reach their honeymoon suite after a long love story. When they reached the hotel the younger bride told her older husband that she is going to go into the bathroom to freshen up a little bit and slip into something a little more sexy. She goes into the bathroom and comes back wearing this beautiful lingerie.
As soon as she tried to arouse her husband, he blows a kiss on her hand and turns around and goes to sleep !!
She thought that he may be embarrassed; so she waited till the next day.
The same thing happened the next day when he returned from work! And continued for the rest of the week! At the end she gave up, and as soon as he returned one afternoon from work, she gave him her hand to kiss her as usual, but he replyed:
"Not tonight Honey I am having a Headache!"

When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.
You have to read the nationalities slowly

A newyorker a redneck and a mexican go in to the bathroom, use it, and start to wash. The mexican and the newyorker start to wash their hands.
The mexican said, "At my school they taught me to use papertowel to dry your hands, so thay get dry"
The newyorker said, "My teacher told me to use the dryers, so we save trees."
At that time, the red neck finishes his 'business' and right before opening the bathroom door, the mexican said, "Gross, man you did not wash your hands!"
The redneck said, "Well, my teacher taught me to not piss on my hands."

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please changethe subject? We did.Shortly thereafter... my friend had to to to the bathroom and theburly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out, I asked my friend what "What happened in there?"He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can... Well hepulled a RAZOR ON ME! Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have everbeen in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!