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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said "Is that the local swimming baths?"
He said, "It depends where you're calling from."
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It is illegal to frighten a pigeon. Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden. There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs tied during the more...
Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Peeing in the bath is disgusting.